Oh, my, I've got a BIG problem! I was all ready to head off to the next stop on my Amorous Woman blog tour, and of course, went to dip into the novel for the perfect excerpt when--to my shock and horror--I discovered that Lydia has escaped! She's gone. No sign of her. The big chunks of missing text are worrisome enough, but I know that girl can get up to some major trouble when she's on her own and feeling frisky.
The problem is, I think she's just discovered the Internet, and how easy it is to flit around the world that way. She's definitely not doing the nun thing anymore, so she's doubtless on the prowl for some good times. I certainly wouldn't want to endanger any of my friends' primary relationships because of that copper-haired vixen's shameless behavior. So keep an eye out for her--and do inform me of any cyberspace sightings. I can't rest until that wayward trollop is back where she belongs!