Wednesday, July 02, 2008

I've Found Her!


I am SO relieved to tell you I've finally found Lydia. Of course, I should have expected she'd head over to the blog of Jeremy Edwards--that picture of him in his boxers is pretty irresistible. First my wayward storyteller gives Jeremy a no-holds barred interview on what she really thinks about naked men, me as an author, and her life on "the other side" in Fictionland. Then she disappears into the fedora cupboard and then all we hear is soft moans and heavy breathing. Good thing for me her lust got the better of her this time around, too. I'm standing outside the cupboard door, my now-mostly-blank copy of Amorous Woman open to page one. Jeremy's going to lure her out with some feint about taking off his boxers and when she responds, which she always does to something like that, I'm going to snap the book shut on her and put her right back where she belongs! Come on over and join the fun--that is if you like to watch ;-)

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Spicy Secrets with Mars, Venus and Alana

My Amorous Woman blog tour continues with a stop at Alana Noel's very cool blog Mars with Mars and Venus. There's a (literally) steamy excerpt from my novel and a wonderful Q & A that was incredibly fun to do. You'll learn a lot of things about me I've never shared in public before: my pop culture indulgences, advice I'd give to my 13-year-old self and why I'm indebted to Diane di Prima. Alana's questions made me feel very clever and interesting and urbane, as if I were sitting in a cafe in Paris uttering witty, but significant things. I also mention the work of my good friend Susan DiPlacido, one of my favorite erotica writers and why I love her stories, so do go check it out. It's a whistle stop for artisanal ice cream in a homemade cone!

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My Lesbian Love Affair with Melons


Fruit and vegetables turn me on. And nothing turns me on like a ripe, juicy, succulent melon. This month my column for the Erotica Readers and Writers Association (deservedly voted a top Web site for writers) is called "Naked at the Farmer’s Market: Ripe Stories, Juicy Fruit, and my Lesbian Love Affair with Melons."

July is the season to celebrate fresh fruit and I tell you how I pick my juiciest melons from the crowd, what I do when I get them home and what they’ve taught me about writing erotica.

So head on over to ERWA and try a free sample of summer’s sweet and sexy bounty!

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Monday, June 30, 2008

Two Sparkling Reviews of Amorous Woman


I wanted to announce—with a big huge happy smile--two new reviews of Amorous Woman. The first appeared on Cocktail Reviews, a long and luscious (and perceptive) reading by Singapore Sling who awarded me a whole bottle of Moet et Chandon. Which I promptly drank right up! Singapore Slings are actually my favorite mixed drink, probably because I remember my older sister talking about drinking a few at El Tio Pepe in Washington D.C. her freshman year of college. When the waiter realized she was underage, he gave her free coffee. I like to pretend I’m at the Raffles Hotel, where the potion was invented, when I drink my lovely pink drink. Now I’ll always think of this wonderful review!

The other review, brief but eloquent, is a total thrill for me. Erotica Revealed reviewer Kathleen Bradean mentioned my book on her blog yesterday.

All I can say is--Wow.

Lydia is still on the loose, and given her loose behavior, I’m afraid she’s going to throw herself at some married man. But fortunately, two very insightful reviewers were able to read her story before she escaped--so I'll console myself with some more champagne. Your loss, Lydia, I would have shared!

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Lydia Escapes!

Oh, my, I've got a BIG problem! I was all ready to head off to the next stop on my Amorous Woman blog tour, and of course, went to dip into the novel for the perfect excerpt when--to my shock and horror--I discovered that Lydia has escaped! She's gone. No sign of her. The big chunks of missing text are worrisome enough, but I know that girl can get up to some major trouble when she's on her own and feeling frisky.

The problem is, I think she's just discovered the Internet, and how easy it is to flit around the world that way. She's definitely not doing the nun thing anymore, so she's doubtless on the prowl for some good times. I certainly wouldn't want to endanger any of my friends' primary relationships because of that copper-haired vixen's shameless behavior. So keep an eye out for her--and do inform me of any cyberspace sightings. I can't rest until that wayward trollop is back where she belongs!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Erotic Haiku--Show Off Your Briefs


So, they’re having an erotic haiku contest over at Lust Bites and of course as the author of an erotic book about Japan, I felt duty-bound to compose a few poems. I also had fun doing it, too. Something about counting syllables (5-7-5) gives you a focus that allows surprising images to sneak into your head. Just as fun was reading the other entries for the contest. One of my favorites is by Jeremy Edwards—very sensual and cozy. Jeremy always makes me smile!

Buttocks on my lap—
Squirming heaven, oven-warm.
My playbill wrinkles.

Here are the two I composed on my morning walk, counting fives and sevens on my fingers:

Love hotel lobby
The bondage rooms all taken
Sunday in Tokyo

"I'll wash you," he says
Soapy hands between my thighs
Men's bath at midnight

Now, these are by no means classic haiku. They don’t have a seasonal word (kigo), for example. The classic haiku has a seasonal word, which doesn’t have to be as obvious as “cherry blossom” for spring. However, you do have to be aware of whether your word conjures early spring, mid spring or late spring. A frog suggests the entire spring season, but a colt conjures late spring. Cats “in love” are early spring (a good image for an erotic haiku?). Check out The Five Hundred Essential Japanese Season Words—it’s oddly compelling reading.

The classic haiku also has a certain dynamic that I’m not sure my poems achieve. Ready for a quick haiku lesson? You’ve probably seen this famous poem by Matsuo Basho, the great 17th century haiku poet:

The ancient pond
A frog leaps in
The sound of the water

The translation isn’t five-seven-five, but the original was, so trust me on that. Anyway, back in haiku grad school, my teacher told me that this poem illustrates the classic haiku dynamic: a fixed situation, a surprising action, the consequence of the action. And it does so literally, which makes it a favorite example for teaching. Still pond, restless frog, PLOP! Not all famous haiku express this in exactly the same way, but I mention it here to suggest that there’s more to haiku than just syllable counting. But pop over to Lust Bites and you’ll see exactly what I mean! You can enter the contest until June 27--and don't forget to add a few haiku in the comments right here on sex, food, writing or all three for our own little poetry party.

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Lusty Ladies in Their Prime

I have a number of publications coming out this summer and one of the most exciting and definitely most fun to write is my story “The First Time” which appears in the newly-released 39 and Still Holding, edited by the fabulous Robin Slick. I’m very excited to be in one of Robin’s anthologies—she’s been a great mentor and inspiration over the years. We first met a number of years ago through the Zoetrope online workshop, where I was absolutely enthralled by early drafts of Robin’s wonderful, funny and very erotic novel, Three Days in New York City. She and I subsequently went on to appear in the same issue of In Posse Review and both used the image of a heart-shaped ass—pure coincidence and proof positive that great minds think alike.

The line up of authors in 39 and Still Holding is very impressive, and I’m especially excited to be in the company of another talented Zoetrope workshop mate, Kay Sexton. So, if you’re interested in some very hot stories about women who know exactly what they want and how to get it, check it out—you can read an excerpt of my story here.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Hot and Sexy on the Haight: Booksmith Rocks!

So, you want to know how my reading of Amorous Woman went at The Booksmith in San Francisco last night? I’d have to say it went very well and I’m so glad I did it for all kinds of reasons. Although right before the event I confessed to my co-reader, Liza Dalby, that I wasn’t sure why I’d voluntarily signed up for such an ordeal. In fact, at that moment, I wasn’t sure why I’d even been born.

But the moment of panic quickly passed. After all, I’ve done readings before. I’ve even done readings where I describe sexual encounters in lingering, loving detail using many dirty words. And I’d recruited, not to say begged, my friends, my kids’ teachers, my former college professors, and talented writer colleagues in the area to come hear me speak. I owed them a good performance!



I’m happy to say, it worked out fine. The gracious Liza Dalby, the only American to train as a geisha—and it shows in both her elegance and her lovely prose—opened the evening by reading a passage from her Japanese-style memoir, East Wind Melts the Ice. I really do love this book, which is a combination of follow-the-brush essays and an almanac of the seasons, blending ancient Chinese seasonal concepts with Japanese versions of the same and a modern Berkeley translation as well. For those with an armchair traveler’s and/or gardener’s interest, you’ll be enchanted by all you learn. For those of you who know Japan, it is full of nostalgia, but also many enlightening tidbits about Japanese history and culture. The particular passage Liza read was a favorite of mine because it gives a glimpse into the more tangibly romantic aspects of her encounter with Japanese culture back in her Geisha days. Liza also taught us a Japanese term for female orgasm mimizu senbiki (a thousand worms). “The quaking and wriggling of a thousand worms twisting together. Exactly.”

Liza and I had planned it so she provided a provocative appetizer while I served up a hot and steaming main course. I then read the scene from my novel where Lydia’s wealthy lover, Kazu Kimura, treats her to a night at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo where a very special “gift”—in the form of a lovely Eurasian prostitute--awaits her. I had a good time reading it and my audience was wonderful. In every corner of the room was an engaged, smiling face to serve as an anchor for my gaze. The crowd was a modest but respectable fifteen or so but they were the best, and so cool to make time in their busy schedules for my reading. And the question-and-answer period afterwards was intelligent and lively, not a stumper in the bunch. Fortunately I had the help of Japan veterans Liza, Wendy Tokunaga (author of Midori by Moonlight) and my dissertation adviser, Susan Matisoff, to add valuable insights. As I said at the reading, we provided a very Japanese-style consensus by committee.




It was easy to do my best at The Booksmith under the utterly charming and consummately professional guidance of Thomas Gladysz, the events coordinator. After the discussion, Liza and I adjourned to a real, live author signing table with really nice pens! I also signed some extra stock, which is one of The Booksmith’s specialties. You can get signed copies of many newly-released books. They are so supportive of authors, even newbie eroticists like myself, and I urge everyone to shop there and of course buy lots of copies of signed books, especially mine! Okay, so I’m slipping into whiny, self-pitying artist mode here, but too often people on the business side of publishing don’t treat writers with respect. Thomas and The Booksmith were awesome and if you’re a writer or you love a good book, please reward them and their fellow independent booksellers with your business.

In the popular culture, a “successful writer” is one who makes lots of money. But I have to say that in my odyssey of book promotion I’ve found real wealth in the generosity of so many other wonderful writers, reviewers and booksellers. In that regard, Amorous Woman has made me very, very rich indeed.

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