Love Hotels in the Heartland

I was cleaning up my in-box and discovered this link my sister sent me to FantaSuite Hotels, the closest thing America has to Japan's famous rent-by-the-hour love hotels. I know there are similar love-themed rooms in the Poconos and the Madonna Inn near San Luis Obispo, but FantaSuite feels a lot more like Japan to me, all the way down to the polar bear pelt on the wall of the "Northern Lights" room (check out a video view of the entire room). So if you happen to be in Dodgeville, Wisconsin or Burnsville, Minnesota (I first read that as "Bumsville") then consider lodging at FantaSuite--and tell me every last detail! This is an erotica story waiting to happen!